Cruz y Raya en Nochevieja

No sé si viste la 1 antes de las campanadas. Yo sí, y he de reconocer que lo que vi me gustó.

Parece ser que a la gente que comenta estas cosas de la televisión no les moló nada de nada, incluídos Cruz y Raya: aquí (El Mundo), aquí (José Javier Esparza) y aquí (Electroduende). Estoy de acuerdo con ellos que lo que viene siendo la programación fue una puta mierda, pero… ¿qué coño esperaban?

Cruz y Raya Nochevieja

Me gustó el especial de Nochevieja de Cruz y Raya, “Juicio al 2006/Operación maletín” (creo que este era el título) porque, pese a que algunos gags eran un poco caspositos y obvios, el tono general era brutal. Se rieron de todo y de todos, con el tema de los sobornos y la corrupción como común denominador.

El acierto estuvo en que había momentos en los que, después de la carcajada tonta, la sonrisilla se te quedaba un poco como una mueca: ¿de verdad es para tomárselo a broma? ¿Nos damos cuenta en la cultura del dinero sucio en la que estamos metidos? Terrible.

Hubo bastante gente invitada. Creo que se notó demasiado que José Mota (el moreno) ahora curra en un musical, porque todo eran actuaciones musicales, en ocasiones a partir de canciones conocidas. Había algunas letras buenísimas, y me sorprendió lo bien que rimaban y encajaban palabras tan -desgraciadamente- familiares como cohecho, malversación, imputado, fianza o prisión preventiva.

Me quedo con dos grandes momentos: la interesante parodia de “Los desayunos de la Primera” (cinco minutos largos con la verdadera presentadora del programa y Mota disfrazado de Zapatero simplemente desayunando y sin decir palabra) y la excelente versión de “Rock DJ” de Robbie Williams.

Lo de Williams me encantó porque las rimas eran cojonudas, y lo del desayuno (en principio una bromita obvia) porque ambos lo interpretaron con una contención casi absoluta, apenas sin exageraciones; exageraciones que, por ejemplo y desafortunadamente, llevaron a pique a Martes y 13: ellos hubieran terminado el sketch tirándose la comida encima.

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