Mis Wayfarer
28 de mayo de 2006. Alonso gana el Gran Premio de Mónaco de Fórmula 1, varios miembros de la familia Grimaldi felicitan al campeón. Me fijo en Andrea Casiraghi, ese crío de aspecto desastrado, hijo mayor de la princesa Carolina. Andrea lleva unas grandes gafas (creo que negras), las típicas Ray-Ban de los ochenta que mi padre, como tantos otros, tenía. Las gafas de los protagonistas de “Less than zero”, las de los Bateman… Le digo a mi hermana: “ey, ¡yo quiero esas gafas!”. Ella hace un mohín. Yo continúo: “son la caña, dios, 100% ochentas, jeje. Este tío es un jugón, ya verás cómo se ponen de moda”.
La idea de que se pusieran de moda no me terminaba de gustar. Pero pasó la primavera y nadie parecía llevarlas. Llegó el verano y nada, nadie las llevaba. Como soy muy perezoso para ir de compras, no puse mucho interés en encontrar el modelo: si iba por la calle y pasaba por una tienda, pues echaba un ojo, pero nunca preguntaba.
Llegó el otoño, y el invierno. Hasta que en enero de 2007, en una óptica en Sol, las vi: Ray-Ban modelo Wayfarer 2140. Frenando mi impulso de pillarlas en ese instante, primero quise pasar por El Corte Inglés. Esa vez sí que pregunté: las tenían, pero era otro modelo, con la montura menos recta y los cristales ligeramente más pequeños. Volví a la óptica de Sol y me las compré sin dudarlo.
Poco tiempo después, descubro, entre halagado y aterrorizado, un artículo en El País Semanal sobre la vuelta de las Wayfarer: se lanzaba una reedición de algunos modelos, incluído el 2140. Se hablaba de un montón de celebridades que las están llevando en los últimos tiempos. Mierda.
Leo en un par de webs y revistillas que las Wayfarer parecen haberse convertido en un must de lo moderno. En Cannes, Jude Law las exhibió con chulería. Vas por la calle Fuencarral y las ves a puñados. El sábado pasado, en una fiesta en la que había que ir o todo de blanco o todo de negro o llevar los dos colores bien combinados, un tipo se las ponía, aunque era noche cerrada. Para más inri, lo verbalizó: “me he traído las Wayfarer para completar el conjunto, jeje”. Mierda otra vez.
Espero que esta fiebre sea como la del modelo Aviator, que duró un año y poquito: ahora, los que las llevan son los mismos que las llevaron antes de que se pusieran de moda. No soy un exquisito de la moda, no voy de guay, de hecho soy de lo más vulgar vistiendo. Pero hay cosas, detalles, de los que me siento orgulloso: tengo unas Adidas, las Marathon 80, que sólo se las he visto una vez a alguien más en más de 3 años. Tengo una cazadora de ante que tiene 26 años de antigüedad, uno más que yo. Tengo una camisa de rayas, marca nisu, de hace casi 20 temporadas. Tengo una chaqueta que costó, al cambio, unos 10 euros, fabricada en una camisería en Reino Unido.
Con las Wayfarer pretendía, de alguna manera, tener un detalle un pelín diferenciador, entre todo mi fondo de armario mainstream. Ahora resulta que no, que este verano esas gafas van a estar hasta en la sopa. Bueno. Tendré paciencia, ya pasará. Y entonces será cuando me las ponga sin sufrir vergüenza ajena.
September 24th, 2007 at 14:25
I haven’t gotten much done lately. I can’t be bothered with anything , but I guess it doesn’t bother me. I’ve just been letting everything pass me by.
September 27th, 2007 at 15:52
I haven’t gotten anything done for a while, but shrug. Eh. Today was a loss.
September 27th, 2007 at 16:02
I haven’t been up to much recently, but whatever. Pretty much nothing notable happening recently. I just don’t have much to say. I’ve just been hanging out waiting for something to happen.
September 27th, 2007 at 20:11
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September 27th, 2007 at 21:29
I feel like a fog, but such is life. I just don’t have much to say. What can I say? My life’s been really boring , but pfft.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:57
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September 28th, 2007 at 14:29
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September 28th, 2007 at 18:36
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done, but oh well. My mind is like a void. I just don’t have anything to say lately. Eh. Nothing noteworthy happening recently.
September 29th, 2007 at 0:06
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September 29th, 2007 at 10:57
My mind is like a complete blank. Shrug. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing. Such is life. I haven’t gotten much done these days.
September 29th, 2007 at 12:30
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September 29th, 2007 at 14:54
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September 29th, 2007 at 16:54
My mind is like a void. Pfft. Whatever.
September 29th, 2007 at 22:30
I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately. Not much on my mind worth mentioning. My mind is like an empty room.
September 30th, 2007 at 3:48
My mind is like a void, but I guess it doesn’t bother me. Nothing exciting going on , but it’s not important. I just don’t have much to say recently.
September 30th, 2007 at 7:25
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September 30th, 2007 at 12:38
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September 30th, 2007 at 15:13
I can’t be bothered with anything. Oh well. Maybe tomorrow. I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately, but it’s not important. Eh. That’s how it is.
September 30th, 2007 at 15:23
Basically nothing seems important, but that’s how it is. Not much on my mind recently, but shrug. I haven’t been up to anything lately. I feel like a bunch of nothing, but maybe tomorrow.
October 1st, 2007 at 9:56
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October 1st, 2007 at 21:10
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October 2nd, 2007 at 10:10
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October 3rd, 2007 at 16:52
My life’s been generally dull. I can’t be bothered with anything these days. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing to speak of, but maybe tomorrow. Such is life. I don’t care.
October 3rd, 2007 at 17:31
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October 3rd, 2007 at 21:52
I’ve just been letting everything happen without me recently. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done, but so it goes. Eh. I haven’t been up to much , but pfft. Such is life. I haven’t gotten anything done for a while.
October 4th, 2007 at 3:46
Pretty much nothing seems important. Not much notable happening right now. Not that it matters. What can I say? My life’s been really boring lately, but so it goes.
October 4th, 2007 at 13:37
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October 5th, 2007 at 14:32
I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately. Whatever. That’s how it is. I can’t be bothered with anything. Not that it matters. Pfft.
October 5th, 2007 at 20:16
My life’s been generally boring today. Not that it matters. I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. It’s not important. I just don’t have much to say right now.
October 5th, 2007 at 20:28
I’ve pretty much been doing nothing. I haven’t gotten much done recently. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen. I haven’t been up to much these days.
October 6th, 2007 at 2:05
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October 6th, 2007 at 16:09
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October 7th, 2007 at 16:11
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October 7th, 2007 at 19:03
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October 7th, 2007 at 21:13
Not much on my mind these days, but I don’t care. My life’s been pretty boring. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but maybe tomorrow.
October 8th, 2007 at 14:08
I haven’t been up to anything today, but so it goes. My life’s been really dull lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
October 8th, 2007 at 17:37
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October 9th, 2007 at 2:28
I’ve just been letting everything happen without me recently. So it goes. What can I say? Not much on my mind today. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
October 9th, 2007 at 4:28
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October 9th, 2007 at 13:52
I haven’t gotten anything done for a while, but shrug. Eh. Today was a loss.
October 9th, 2007 at 14:06
My mind is like an empty room, but I guess it doesn’t bother me. Basically nothing happening recently. I can’t be bothered with anything lately. Not much on my mind recently. I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately, but whatever.
October 9th, 2007 at 14:13
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October 9th, 2007 at 20:58
I haven’t been up to much these days. More or less nothing seems important. I can’t be bothered with anything these days. I just don’t have much to say. Not much on my mind today.
October 10th, 2007 at 7:19
Nothing seems worth doing. More or less nothing noteworthy going on today. I just don’t have anything to say these days. Eh. I can’t be bothered with anything.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:21
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October 15th, 2007 at 1:42
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October 16th, 2007 at 14:57
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Pfft. Not much on my mind these days. I haven’t been up to much lately. My life’s been basically unremarkable these days.
October 16th, 2007 at 19:55
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October 17th, 2007 at 0:47
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October 17th, 2007 at 10:20
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October 18th, 2007 at 17:28
My life’s been unremarkable. Today was a loss. More or less nothing seems important. Not that it matters.
October 18th, 2007 at 18:11
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October 18th, 2007 at 22:18
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October 19th, 2007 at 1:44
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October 19th, 2007 at 7:01
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October 19th, 2007 at 9:00
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October 19th, 2007 at 10:05
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October 19th, 2007 at 11:59
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October 19th, 2007 at 14:07
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October 19th, 2007 at 14:56
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October 19th, 2007 at 16:58
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October 19th, 2007 at 19:10
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October 19th, 2007 at 20:48
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October 20th, 2007 at 14:10
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October 20th, 2007 at 16:13
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October 20th, 2007 at 16:47
I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve basically been doing nothing to speak of, but oh well. Today was a complete loss.
October 20th, 2007 at 18:10
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October 20th, 2007 at 19:42
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October 20th, 2007 at 21:42
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October 20th, 2007 at 23:23
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October 21st, 2007 at 1:23
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October 21st, 2007 at 5:28
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October 21st, 2007 at 6:35
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October 21st, 2007 at 8:30
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October 21st, 2007 at 10:16
I can’t be bothered with anything recently, but pfft. Oh well. I’ve just been letting everything pass me by lately. I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug.
October 21st, 2007 at 10:16
I haven’t gotten much done for a while. Today was a complete loss. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen. Basically nothing exciting going on to speak of. Pfft. I haven’t been up to much today.
October 21st, 2007 at 11:13
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October 21st, 2007 at 14:10
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October 21st, 2007 at 16:15
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October 21st, 2007 at 21:34
I just don’t have anything to say. I don’t care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. Shrug. Such is life.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:14
I’ve just been letting everything wash over me these days. Pfft. My mind is like an empty room.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:05
I feel like a void. Nothing exciting happening today, but maybe tomorrow. Nothing seems worth bothering with, but what can I say?
October 22nd, 2007 at 13:47
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October 22nd, 2007 at 17:17
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October 22nd, 2007 at 19:35
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October 22nd, 2007 at 20:28
Not much on my mind these days, but I don’t care. My life’s been pretty boring. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but maybe tomorrow.
October 22nd, 2007 at 21:15
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October 22nd, 2007 at 21:53
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October 22nd, 2007 at 22:32
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October 23rd, 2007 at 0:23
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October 23rd, 2007 at 2:33
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October 23rd, 2007 at 4:39
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October 23rd, 2007 at 7:51
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October 23rd, 2007 at 8:58
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October 23rd, 2007 at 11:21
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October 23rd, 2007 at 18:52
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October 23rd, 2007 at 22:39
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October 23rd, 2007 at 23:28
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October 24th, 2007 at 0:20
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October 24th, 2007 at 2:48
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October 24th, 2007 at 3:29
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October 24th, 2007 at 5:18
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October 24th, 2007 at 7:52
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October 24th, 2007 at 9:30
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October 24th, 2007 at 13:42
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October 24th, 2007 at 14:58
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October 25th, 2007 at 0:41
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October 25th, 2007 at 2:58
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October 25th, 2007 at 4:50
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October 25th, 2007 at 6:00
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October 25th, 2007 at 8:34
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October 25th, 2007 at 10:17
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October 25th, 2007 at 10:54
I’ve just been sitting around doing nothing. So it goes. I don’t care. I just don’t have much to say , but oh well.
October 25th, 2007 at 11:46
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October 25th, 2007 at 15:54
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October 25th, 2007 at 16:52
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October 25th, 2007 at 19:54
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October 25th, 2007 at 21:32
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October 25th, 2007 at 22:30
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October 26th, 2007 at 0:34
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October 26th, 2007 at 1:39
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October 26th, 2007 at 6:11
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October 26th, 2007 at 7:19
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October 26th, 2007 at 9:22
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October 26th, 2007 at 12:47
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October 26th, 2007 at 15:40
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October 26th, 2007 at 19:40
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October 26th, 2007 at 20:54
I can’t be bothered with anything these days. I’ve more or less been doing nothing worth mentioning. I haven’t been up to much recently, but oh well. Today was a total loss. Not much on my mind lately. That’s how it is.
October 26th, 2007 at 21:52
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October 26th, 2007 at 23:43
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October 27th, 2007 at 2:13
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October 27th, 2007 at 4:15
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October 27th, 2007 at 6:14
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October 27th, 2007 at 10:29
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October 27th, 2007 at 11:33
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October 27th, 2007 at 18:02
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October 27th, 2007 at 19:29
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October 27th, 2007 at 21:03
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October 28th, 2007 at 13:24
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October 28th, 2007 at 15:13
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October 28th, 2007 at 17:31
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October 28th, 2007 at 18:26
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October 28th, 2007 at 20:43
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October 29th, 2007 at 1:05
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October 29th, 2007 at 4:22
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October 29th, 2007 at 7:36
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October 29th, 2007 at 12:34
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October 29th, 2007 at 13:42
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October 29th, 2007 at 15:31
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October 29th, 2007 at 18:11
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October 30th, 2007 at 1:31
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October 30th, 2007 at 8:05
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October 30th, 2007 at 10:08
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October 30th, 2007 at 12:27
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October 30th, 2007 at 17:39
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October 30th, 2007 at 18:05
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October 30th, 2007 at 20:06
I just don’t have anything to say these days. I can’t be bothered with anything recently, but such is life. Nothing seems important, but that’s how it is. Whatever. I don’t care.
October 30th, 2007 at 20:16
I just don’t have much to say right now. Not that it matters. I don’t care. I can’t be bothered with anything lately. Nothing seems worth doing.
October 30th, 2007 at 21:08
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October 30th, 2007 at 23:54
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October 31st, 2007 at 1:26
I just don’t have anything to say recently. It’s not important. I haven’t been up to much these days. I can’t be bothered with anything recently, but oh well.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:45
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October 31st, 2007 at 4:37
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October 31st, 2007 at 6:50
More or less not much exciting going on right now, but such is life. I haven’t gotten much done these days. Shrug.
October 31st, 2007 at 7:00
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October 31st, 2007 at 9:47
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October 31st, 2007 at 11:46
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October 31st, 2007 at 12:30
I haven’t been up to anything today. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. Whatever. I just don’t have much to say recently. Not much on my mind recently.
October 31st, 2007 at 14:19
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October 31st, 2007 at 16:27
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October 31st, 2007 at 20:55
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November 1st, 2007 at 3:33
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November 1st, 2007 at 5:06
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November 1st, 2007 at 6:25
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November 1st, 2007 at 8:19
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November 1st, 2007 at 13:22
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November 1st, 2007 at 22:16
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November 2nd, 2007 at 1:26
I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately. My life’s been really unremarkable lately. It’s not important. Not much on my mind today. I haven’t gotten anything done , but I don’t care.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:42
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November 2nd, 2007 at 3:24
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November 2nd, 2007 at 4:57
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November 2nd, 2007 at 7:03
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November 2nd, 2007 at 9:09
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November 2nd, 2007 at 13:25
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November 2nd, 2007 at 13:59
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November 2nd, 2007 at 16:12
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November 2nd, 2007 at 19:00
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November 2nd, 2007 at 20:52
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November 2nd, 2007 at 22:41
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November 2nd, 2007 at 22:45
I haven’t gotten anything done recently, but whatever. I can’t be bothered with anything lately, but shrug. I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning.
November 2nd, 2007 at 22:54
Not much on my mind lately, but what can I say? I can’t be bothered with anything. My life’s been pretty boring lately. Maybe tomorrow.
November 3rd, 2007 at 0:35
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November 3rd, 2007 at 3:39
My mind is like a bunch of nothing. Whatever. I don’t care. My life’s been pretty unremarkable lately, but shrug.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:44
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November 3rd, 2007 at 6:01
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November 3rd, 2007 at 7:04
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November 3rd, 2007 at 9:28
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November 3rd, 2007 at 11:22
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November 3rd, 2007 at 13:57
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November 3rd, 2007 at 17:12
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November 3rd, 2007 at 18:08
Not much on my mind today. Today was a total loss. Pfft. Not that it matters.
November 3rd, 2007 at 18:55
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November 3rd, 2007 at 20:05
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November 3rd, 2007 at 23:09
Not much on my mind right now. Such is life. Whatever. I’ve basically been doing nothing. I feel like a void. I can’t be bothered with anything lately.
November 4th, 2007 at 0:18
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November 4th, 2007 at 1:53
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November 4th, 2007 at 2:32
I haven’t been up to anything recently. I don’t care. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I just don’t have anything to say these days. Today was a loss, but that’s how it is. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
November 4th, 2007 at 4:04
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November 4th, 2007 at 5:09
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November 4th, 2007 at 6:43
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November 4th, 2007 at 8:48
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November 4th, 2007 at 10:28
I just don’t have much to say right now. Not that it matters. I don’t care. I can’t be bothered with anything lately. Nothing seems worth doing.
November 4th, 2007 at 13:22
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